Sunday, 3 January 2016

Making it to Brisbane

Sorry about the lack of pictures, it is difficult to add pictures from a phone that was stolen and not yet backed up (We'll get to that blog).

After a fairly decent sleep and a decent breakfast we decided to head on our way, today was a driving day because Phil wanted to get to Brisbane in time for Origin 3 (3rd stage of a Rugby match between the Maroons and NSW). Since we hadn’t thought about O3 in advance and bought tickets, we went with an even better option of staying with friends. So off we headed, on the road again. We missed out on Bundaberg (I love how I’m currently typing this in a word document that has ‘English Australia’ as it’s spell check and Bundaberg is an actual word) and it’s booze.

After a freaking long drive I was getting exhausted and trying to find a spot to camp somewhere decent gets rarer and rarer. By decent I mean somewhere flat and somewhere I can take calls of nature without other people watching. I am not oppose to bush crouching, so long as nothing jumps up and takes a bite and there aren’t any other people giving you a wave. We finally found somewhere off the beaten track, but by this point it was pretty darn dark. The map said it was near a River, and with my concern about the camouflaged sneaky crocs I had to make sure where the river was in respect to where we should camp. With high beams on I crept forwards in the car until I realised we were in the damn river bed. Well, crap. Trying not to get bogged I revved the accelerator and turned the car back. Phil was telling me not to panic, the thing was, I wasn’t panicking. I revved the car and as I turned, due to the mud it was slip sliding left and right until I made it to more solid ground. To put it in perspective, the river bed had no water in it, just mud and a little stream further ahead.

Relieved at not being bogged in the dead of night in the middle of nowhere with Crocs for company we set up camp and made tea. This camp was more worrying than others due to all the long grass. I could see people had clearly camped here before but Crocs aren’t soft, they are actually known to hunt near places frequented by people. With my paranoia at an all-time high I decided my withering head torch could use a battery replacement, especially since Phil’s was heaps brighter than mine, plus he doesn’t need to squat to take a leak. Darn the torch was bright, who knew they were that good. Phil got a little jealous and concerned about his inability to see the distance mine could reach but unfortunately we’d ran out of batteries, luckily it was the last night in the wilderness before we hit Brisbane.

After tea we tried to do some crosswords but with one torch and the other person unable to see properly it became pretty difficult, so we retired to the tent for a sleep. Uh-oh… it’s pretty dark and I need to go. I opened the tent and took a decent look around, no little eyes shining back at me which was positive, but with all this grass who knew where they might be hiding. Thankfully Phil wasn’t yet asleep, so my kind hearted boyfriend, who obviously doesn’t want to see his girlfriend become Croc stew, was nominated for Croc watch. He kept an eye out whilst I had a whizz, then kindly let me get in the tent first (not that he had much choice given I ran and almost leapt up the ladder to relative safety). My one ease on the croc situation is that they can’t climb ladders!

Surprisingly that night we had signal so I got onto Phil’s phone and started checking out Queensland’s official website for Croc sightings. Phil had laughed at me and my paranoia earlier (I reckon he just didn’t want to get out of bed to go on Croc watch, who can blame him for that, it’s cold at night) because he didn’t believe crocs came down this far. The website had actually informed me that the Crocs had been spotted THIS YEAR, right where we were camping, even worse than that it was just LAST MONTH. Ahhhh well pooh sticks. I didn’t know whether to feel smug about being right, or terrified, it’s not often I wish I was wrong.

We managed to make it to morning and watch the sun rise, it was a beautiful sight and we could enjoy it from the safety of our tent. After breakfast Phil went on a little explore, I kissed him and told him I loved him, you know, just in case of Crocs. You don’t want the last thing you said to the love of your life to be “pass me the tea towel please”, although shouting “I TOLD YOU SO” as he gets yomped and I drive away would have been a decent second to “I love you”. Don’t worry, Phil didn’t get eaten, instead he found a tshirt from the last person who did get eaten, because of course Crocs remove unwanted parts of their food and drape them on tree branches. (I can only speculate someone got eaten, they probably camped there and got their tshirt wet, hung it out to dry and forgot it, but the Croc story sounds better.)

Another day of driving ahead; last one before we hit Brisbane. How long until I start getting worried about meeting his friends? I hope it’s not uncomfortable and awkward… Eeep.

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